i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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