Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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