all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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