I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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