; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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