READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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