I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Drake has all the answers
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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