Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
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I could have mohawked her pubes.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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