Dual....:-)
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
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Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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