all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
