love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
The beer is more important than you right now.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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