He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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