you turned your livingroom into a bong?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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