Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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