who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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