Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
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i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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