so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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