I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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