I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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