i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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