She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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