We're like a lot better than the average bears
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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