Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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