I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
