so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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