I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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