He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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