yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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