I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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