All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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