margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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