Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
they need to just BURY HIM!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Congratulations! We have a period
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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