two words: eviction party
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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