yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
