Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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