He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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