Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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