what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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