my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You made out with two different species that night
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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