I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
