do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
