Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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