My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
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I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Drake has all the answers
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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