I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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