Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
We had sex on a dog bed..
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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