Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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