I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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