how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
It's just like the Real World with babies
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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