problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
lol hangovers are for mortals.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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