We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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