Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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