I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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