"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude