Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.