I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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