so explain again why im purple
no
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Randomize